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What an absolute legend

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Firstly i’d personally and publically would like to thank Aaron and Ness for the tube of pringles.

Totally unexpected and I was so surprised.
Everyone knows here I love pringles and the more tubes the better.

again my sincerest thanks Aaron your a cool bloke and Ness thanks as well.
Man I was blown away cause I had no idea that I was going to recieve anything for my Birthday.

Happy birthday to me and long live pringles.

Sour cream and onion, perfect.

I’ll now sit here in the helpdesk and eat them between cals and too fucking bad if anyone doesn’t wanna hear me eat pringles.

I’ll even make a phone post tonight eating pringles so everyone can appreciate the hard work it is to open a tube of pringles.

Man what a cool Birthday. Smiling from ear to ear and i’m stoaked.

An adiction it’s terrible

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Ok i’m going to confess to all my readers i’m adicted to pringles bigtime.

Basically I have knocked off almost a whole tube of pringles in 1 night.

Not as bad as being adicted to grog but come on fair is fair.
It’s my birthday so fuck it i’m gonna finish the rest of the tube and be done with it.

Hopefully i’ll get more for my birthday.

Long live pringles.

The moment we’ve all been waiting for

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Ok it’s official.
Icq 5 has now been released and has a cool walky talky mode built in.

this allows you to page someone and use your space bar to chat to them one on one.

I’d like to see folks grab this sucker and take it for a spin.

please comment on the new icq 5 tell us all wether it’s speech friendly or not and how it goes on your individual machine.

Thanks all and catch you all tomorrow.

Today what a joke folks

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Ok today was a joke.
I’m absolutely fedup with wancas who can still breathe eat cough fart sneeze and still ring up and annoy all the helpdesk staff.

There just plain rude ignorant and have no respect for any other human life.

Fuck i’ve had it i’m taking things in to my own hands and have decided to use my own tactics.
Anyone who doesn’t obey my orders will be taken out the back shot 3 times in the ass and then told to fuck off loudly while i scream and shout myself horse.

When the fuck are these useless cretons going to learn enough is a fucking nough?
My answer to you all is never. there will always be stupid ignorant fuckers who don’t give a flying fuck about us and i’m slowly going insain.

I’m off to grab a cold beer and sit out the back and drink 1 beer and hopefully get some sleep.

Also anyone who asks me a tech support question after 9 pm will be quietly done away with and thrown off the top of the leaning tower of pizza or whatever that fucking tower is called and then i’ll organize some elephants to trample them to death.

this threat only applies to idiots in certain capital cities exluding the united states melbourne brisbane and perth.

also sydney as well.

i don’t mind if my friend’s call up but for anyone else who is on my hitlist will be done away with and i’ll use physical force and after this, there carcases will be a distant memory.

good night and i’m totally enraged and have no idea why i’m writing this shit but fuck I feel better already.

Another station that needs an email from me

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Hi all.

Ok this time i’ve decided to be a little more diplamatic when it comes to asking web venders for what we want.

I’ve written about this cool rock station in the past
www.kqlz.org

basically to sign up with them, you need to enter a security code which is embeded in an immage on there site.

I’ve written to them and have asked they allow blind people to sign up.

Here’s my letter to them and I urge all blind people to use the web site feedback link and also complain long loud and shout at the top of there lungs.

i’m sick of web developers who choose to exclude blind people from accessing sites simply because there ignorant.
They contstantly use the excuse sorry we didn’t know.

Bull shit you didn’t know.

Why can’t the miserable bastards open there eyes and put themselves in our position?
I’ll tell you why because there useless and half the time the idiots never reply.

I’ve never felt so outraged and discriminated against in all my life.

I’m going to sock it to them and if they don’t take notice i’m going to urge all my readers to abuse swear cry shout yell and scream very very loud and maybe then the nuckle heads will situp and take notice.

Ok enough of my rambling.

Here’s my calm collected letter I pain stakingly handcrafted myself.

Hi there.

I’m writing as a blind person who uses a screen reader to read the text on screen and use speech output.

My complaint is to signup for access to your site, seen’s our screen reading software can’t read the image when signing up to enter the security code.

Isn’t there another way you can allow blind people who use screen reading software to signup without having to enter a security code?

Your shutting out heaps of people who use internet radio on a daily basis and having to get sighted assistance to signup is a challenge and sometimes not possible.

Could you see if a work around could be sort to allow blind folks to sign up and enjoy your site as well?

We’re being shut out of a great service and we feel we should be able to access your site like our sighted counterparts.

Thanks for your time.

those ribs are bloody fantastic

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Ok as you may have heard from the phone post, the ribbs dim sims and wedges were absolutely fucking fantastic.

really was impressed with what we had to eat and the westcoast coolers were great as well.

On friday it’s my birthday so i’m expecting a call from a few girls and the cake if I decide to have one should be great.

Can’t wait for my Birthday.

Also today I haven’t mentioned yet we had pancakes with cherry jam for breakfast after me uncle and me went on the tandom.

very cool and we had a great ride.

Will catch ya all tomorrow and will write some more useless shit in this cool journal tomorrow.

A slow news day

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Ok no news to report today.

Went over to a friend’s fixed his pc and everything is now working fine.

Also went on the tredmill twice and tomorrow is the big beer and ribs night.
Looking forward to it immensly.

Catch you all tomorrow live from the event and afterwood for the wrap up.

Things won’t be the same again

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Ok things won’t be the same again as we know it.

Calls will be longer and people will be stronger I hope.
Things have changed for the better I feel. I finally have access to all customer functions like password changes and other such important detail.

It will be great and i’m looking forward to the challenge I think.

Enough helpdesk shit.

This weekend i’m going to a friend’s home to fix his isdn connection and do some other work on his pc.

Also on sunday we’re having another westcoast cooler and ribs night.

Will write more about it sunday.

Cheers and will write something tomorrow I think but I really don’t think there will be much news tomorrow.

I may be wrong so stay tuned for further developments in this journal.

a slow day

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Ok today was a slow day.

we had a great day with calls and I helped where I could

for dinner we had some pasta and for desert I had a piece of cheese cake.

tomorrow i’m going for a haircut but we really don’t give a fuck about that.

haircuts are boring and nothing to report there.

come on next friday it’s my birthday feb 11.

happy birthday to me happy birthday to me i’m going to be 31 and a pain in the bum.

just had to put that in to ryme but fuck it’s gonna be great.

girls all around i wish and food to go.

catch ya all tomorrow.