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Man this game rocks

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Righto this new game called
pipe 2 blast chamber is so cool.
I enjoyed it so I bought a copy and haven’t reached the 2.5 million yet to receive the cheat codes.
If you wanna check it out go to
the bscgames site
It’s cool and I urge any blind folks to check out the game.
Unfortunately you sightlings won’t like it cause it’s a blinks game and it’s great. The sounds are cool and I’m fucken happier then a termite in a piece of old tree stump.

MOre tomorrow in this fucked up journal.

Access points rock

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Ok my new Belkin access point rocks. Am very happy with it and it has great range.
It’s setup the way I like it now and i’m cool with it.

Tomorrow night we’re going to a bon fire at my Uncle’s and i’m looking forward to it immensly.

I spent most of today configuring the access point and just relaxing tonight.

Will write more after the bonfire tomorrow night.

Finally the gear arrives

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Ok finally the access point and access card have arrived at the computer store.

I’m going to collect it all tomorrow and will report to the journal how it all goes.

Tonight I fixzed another friend’s computer. I didn’t have all the complete info and they didn’t tell me when they first reported the problems that they had installed windows 2000.

It’s now all working and I advised the people concerned to report all details to me in the future.

Will report more tomorrow.

Holidays are going well

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Ok my holidays are going extreemly well.

Tuesday I went to my friend’s home for 2 days and had a ball.

I’d like to mention the touch screen kiosk at maccas croidon park.
Basically you touch different parts of the screen and pick from menus depending on what you want to order. You then decide how your going to pay either by eftpos cash credit or something like that. A brilliant idea and it should be in every store.

Also, I fixed my friend’s access point and it’s working great now. I also ordered an access point for myself.
Yes I ordered a belkin access point. I dont’ want comments from the us guys saying taht belkins is shit and it’s fucked. The access point is great and has a range of up to 1800 feet or 543 meters.
there customer service was more then helpful and I really appreciated speaking to someone who knew what they were talking about.

I’ll post more on the access point and access card when it arrives.

That’s about it from here accept to say I spent a great day with a cute girl yesterday.
Spent 9 and a half hours with her just eating lunch and veging out.
Definently cool and girls rock as i’ve mentioned in this journal time and time again.

Cheers and will report more tomorrow.

Holidays going well

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Ok the holidays are going well.
So far, i’ve spent time with my Uncle eating toasted sandwiches. Installed a new game called treasure hunt.

Tomorrow i’m going to a friends for 2 days and am going to catch up with him and his Wife. Should be a great 2 days and the food will rock as always man.

Hopefully my other uncle will have a bon fire next weekend that would be awesome. Just sitting back tonight listening to smoothjazz.com

One thing I do wanna mention is Michael from helpdesk came over with his belkin access point and router. Man oh man my laptop actually worked in the lounge. Was totally amazed and i’m going to go and buy one myself.

I’ll see if auspcmarket.com.au have any.

That’s about it for now so will report on the visit to Adam’s on Thursday.

cheers.

Vacation about bloody time

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HI all.

I’m on vacation for a week and am very happy about that. It actually started today and i’ve been relaxing today just chatting with friends on the net.

Next Tuesday and Wednesday i’m visiting some friends and will be going away next weekend to stay with my Sister and friend hopefully.

Nothing much else to report for the moment, will write again tomorrow with more news hopefully.

It’s been a while

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HI all.

Yeh it’s been a while since I updated this journal.

OK news lets see, I just bought a new cordless phone.
A panasonic kxt-510alv with answering machine. It also has pollyfonic ringtones and it’s a great addition to my growing collection of equipment here in the office at home.

Also Vacation for me this friday. Can’t wait. One week of peace and quiet and no one to annoy me horray.

Something actually funny for a change happened in helpdesk today. Someone rang up broadband asking to speak to me. they wouldn’t leave there name and they simply kept asking for me.

I took the call and after the dude at the other end of the phone said, I want to register an internet complaint thanks.

I worked out it was my good buddy Ebner who’s a fine gentleman and a cool bloke.

He should be commended for his efforts and given 10 plates of meat.

Other then this, nothing else really to report.
I’ll be sure to update this sucker more frequently now.

cheers.

dsl the future is in your hans

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HI all.

Ok i’m wanting to tell everyone and spread the news far and wide that the billion 5100 and billion 7000 usb modems are so cool. There in demand and don’t cost the earth. I really like how there easy to configure and setup assuming the person your talking to has brains and knows how to use a computer.
The billion 5100 is around 90 dollars and it has a 4 port switch in it as well. I’m pushing these modems like you wouldn’t believe simply cause there a good buy and I like the simplicity they offer.
MOre info for those who haven’t joined the broadband revolution can be found at
Billion Web Site

Also on another note, i’m heading back to the alergy specialist to see if he has any news on this sesame issue I wrote about a few days ago.

Stay tuned for tonights evening bulletin.

Cheers.

Sesame it will be the death of me

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Hi again fellow readers.

I’d like to report on an issue that’s dear to me and that issue is sesame and how it is one of the most useless ingreedients ever produced on this earth.
Basically thursday night I had a major attack cause of some damper rolls made by a certain bread company here in Australia and the sesame was hidden in the flour on the bottom layer of the damper roll. Now the bag itself that the rolls were in says may contain sesame. The problem is until the actual roll was toasted, the sesame was very difficult to see and for this i’m absolutely annoyed and pissed off with this certain company.

I ended up having to use my Adrenalin injection because my throat was closing over and it was getting hard to breathe. It worked by god but never having used one of these injections before I didn’t know what the side effects were going to be.

Man it was the most scariest night in my life. I had a rapid heart beat, limbs felt really heavy, I felt warm even though it was a cold night and I never want to go through that again.

The moral of the story is, stick to white bread and leave buns alone. I don’t give a shit what the packets say anymore i’m never eating another bun as long as I live on this earth my friends. That night if it wasn’t for my injection, who knows where i’d be now.
I’m greatful I have my friends, i’m extreemly greatful i’m still alive and fuck, appreciate your friends while you have them cause you have no idea how long your gonna live on this earth and that’s a true fact.

Customer’s they’ll be the death of me

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Right today i’m on a crusade against any customer who even thinks about keeping windows 95 on there machines.
Win95 has reached it’s end of support life and people need to get there ugly looking mugs (heads) out of the sand and wake up. xP is the way of the future is the new digital revolution and if you don’t join it your gonna be left way way behind back to the days of the caveman. back then there was no internet, no pc’s and nothing. Times back then were an absolute fucking disgrace and so my fellow readers, join the xp revolution and do away with the treaded windows 95 os. It’s an absolute joke that people still use it.

Today we had an absolute twerp who couldn’t undersand the difference between an internal modem and an external modem. Now most of you who read my journal regularly have brains and no that an internal modem is inside your computer and an external is outside your computer. No no no, this customer had to be the dumbest man who ever walked this earth. He had no basic computer comcepts and I reckon if I threw a fishing line and hook to him, he wouldn’t know what they were for. I could quite easily prod him in the arse with a cattle prod and still he’d feel no pain.

How can people still live and breathe and eat and still continually call the pour helpdesk support guys who have to constantly put up with there dribble and explain things to them. Friends, i’m taking a new attitude towards these guys.
If they don’t know and admit they know something and I clearly come to the conclusion they no nothing, absolutely nothing, i’ll conveeniently hit the red button which will let me breathe again and I won’t hear there squeeling non-sensical voice again. Further to this, i’ll personally write a list of all the customers who make a nuisance of themselves when they call and will refuse to speak to them as long as they are on this earth.

Now that i’ve ranted on for minutes seconds hours days and weeks, the good news fuck, is there really some good news?
Yeh there really is fellow reader.

Hamburgers, are great. There food we should eat as often as we can and enjoy them folks cause one day I swear, the fucken beef industry will go on strike. If that ever happens, i’ll be taking a chain saw and slicing off a leg or 2 and will have to eat that instead.

Hamburgers with bacon and a huge slab of meat. That’s how it should be done.

Well, I guess this update was worth waiting for even though it’s a pile of shit.

Thanks and catch ya all tomorra man.