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Righto now i’m more determined then ever that i’m going to retire sooner then later. I’m absolutely sick to death of authentication issues and i’m also sick of winy wingey pepkacs.
For those who don’t know what a pebkac is, it means problem exists between keyboard and chair.

These problems have to end there must be a light at the end of the ever growing tunnel that grows longer and longer and longer. It feels like if it stretches for yards miles metres and inches. It’s growing at an expenential rate. It’s annoying me and soon i’ll have no hair left.

What I need is a cute girl who’s caring and understanding and can help me through these difficult times and the tunnel that increases at 120 k an hour.

Bring me a west coast cooler and also while your at it bring me another pack of condoms seen’s I ran out weeks ago.

Thanks and if this makes no sense then your absolutely correct. It makes absolutely no sense to me either and all I wanna do is either eat drink west coast coolers chat to girls or sleep. I have no idea which.
cheers.

Right today was absolutely fucked. we had authentication problems all fucking afternoon all because of a fucking u p s failing in a data center in turn causing our customer’s not to be able to connect to the net.
when the hehll are these fucked up noc guys in this data center going to get there acts together and stop this useless crap from happening? They only cause stress and anziety to helpdesk opperators who inturn feel like committing suicide like jumping off the Golden gate bridge or something like that.
It’s enough to make a grown man cry.
I just can’t believe that our upstream providers continually try and tell our noc guys there are no issues with them when clearly our equipment is fine and it’s the upstream provider at fault.
Sometimes i’d really love to be able to ring these simpletons and tell them how fucking useless they really are.
Fucking useless upstream provider no mentality and they don’t give a shit about us pour helpdesk guys working like trojans yeh we have problems no we don’t know when they will be fixed so fuck off for crying out loud and less us just drink a fucking beer and leave us in fucking peace.

Now that I have that shit out of the way, the anzac biscuits were very nice and the girls are hot.
NOw is the time i’d really like to spend a night with a girl on my own no one to bother me and i’ll have peace and trangquility for once fuck let me just have a night on my own.
I just wanna sit down drink beer and talk.
Just give me a night with no annoying phone calls, no annoying idiots and peace.
That’s my day and I hope next week is truly better then today.
The moral of today’s entry,
upstream providers are fucking lyers and have no morals and need to be castrated and someone should eat there weeny little balls for breakfast, all of them every last fucking one of them.

Ok today for a Monday wasn’t too bad.
I can say with satisfaction I got the upper hand here with one customer who irritated me to no end.
I was trying to explain to him how something worked and he kept on interupting me and wouldn’t let me finish.
I simply told him that if he kept talking over me he wouldn’t be able to hear my answer and that i’m trying to help you here but you keep cutting me off.
He then decided he had heard enough and hung up.
I knew then I had the last word.
Serves him right for being a bloody idiot.
Next time he’ll think before calling.

This was the only thing that ruined today other then this, i’m not too bad.
Had some risols, potatoe beans and salad tonight.
Very nice and it made a shitty day in to a better day.
See you all tomorrow.