Month: May 2004

Right today i’m on a crusade against any customer who even thinks about keeping windows 95 on there machines.
Win95 has reached it’s end of support life and people need to get there ugly looking mugs (heads) out of the sand and wake up. xP is the way of the future is the new digital revolution and if you don’t join it your gonna be left way way behind back to the days of the caveman. back then there was no internet, no pc’s and nothing. Times back then were an absolute fucking disgrace and so my fellow readers, join the xp revolution and do away with the treaded windows 95 os. It’s an absolute joke that people still use it.

Today we had an absolute twerp who couldn’t undersand the difference between an internal modem and an external modem. Now most of you who read my journal regularly have brains and no that an internal modem is inside your computer and an external is outside your computer. No no no, this customer had to be the dumbest man who ever walked this earth. He had no basic computer comcepts and I reckon if I threw a fishing line and hook to him, he wouldn’t know what they were for. I could quite easily prod him in the arse with a cattle prod and still he’d feel no pain.

How can people still live and breathe and eat and still continually call the pour helpdesk support guys who have to constantly put up with there dribble and explain things to them. Friends, i’m taking a new attitude towards these guys.
If they don’t know and admit they know something and I clearly come to the conclusion they no nothing, absolutely nothing, i’ll conveeniently hit the red button which will let me breathe again and I won’t hear there squeeling non-sensical voice again. Further to this, i’ll personally write a list of all the customers who make a nuisance of themselves when they call and will refuse to speak to them as long as they are on this earth.

Now that i’ve ranted on for minutes seconds hours days and weeks, the good news fuck, is there really some good news?
Yeh there really is fellow reader.

Hamburgers, are great. There food we should eat as often as we can and enjoy them folks cause one day I swear, the fucken beef industry will go on strike. If that ever happens, i’ll be taking a chain saw and slicing off a leg or 2 and will have to eat that instead.

Hamburgers with bacon and a huge slab of meat. That’s how it should be done.

Well, I guess this update was worth waiting for even though it’s a pile of shit.

Thanks and catch ya all tomorra man.

Right i’ve come to the conclusion that our customer’s are getting dumber and dumber.
The reason I say this is because today half of them still don’t realize they need to keep there windows patches updated and also think we ccan flick a switch at our end to get rid of the viruses off there pc’s. Of course anyone with a brain would know this isn’t possible but no, not our customers.
We even had a case today where we gave the pebkac the same lot of instructions 3 times on how to get the sasser removal tool from
www.sarc.com
I feel there’s no hope for these people and they should quietly take themselves and there pc’s to the nearest skyscraper and jump.

It will help us hd guys immensly and we won’t have to act like fucking parrotts and say the same things over and over and over and over and over and over.

Other then these minor inconveeniences, the day was great the food rocks and so do chics.

Catch ya.

Righto i’m absolutely sick to death of viruses. I’m really sick of saying the same thing over and over to our useless fucked up customers who have no idea what antivirus software is and or does.
They don’t nknow that you need to renew your subscription each year. They also don’t know if you don’t update your antivirus software it’s as useless as tits on a bull.
They have no fucking idea man.
The amount of fuck wits I talk to day in day out just act as if they don’t give a shit and they don’t care.
Sometimes you feel like smashing your head against the wall.

Other then this the day was ok and remember skype rules man.