Right i’m fucking pissed off today cause it’s the last day of my holidays or vacation as the usa folks call it.
Very disappointed cause 2 weeks goes so fast and i’ve really enjoyed the quality relaxation time and that kind of thing.
To end this final day of misery and constant thoughts of work tomorrow, we’re having a beer and fish and chip night where we can let our hair down and comiserate my end of holidays.
Your probably asking why is it such a big deal?
the reason is fellow reader, none of you reading this have any idea what it’s like talking to grown men who can’t find a simple little on off button on a computer. None of you have to deal with screaming uptight fucked up individuals who treat you like an old piece of ham that’s been bitten off and chewed by the family pet. None of you have tried eating a carrot for an afternoon tea brake only to be interupted by the fucking phone of death.
My fellow readers, if I could only retire tomorrow i’d leave work and have the biggest bloody fucking party you’ve ever seen in western sydney. Further more, i’d only invite cool people they know who they are and tell the world the days of helpdesk are over. there really over and i’d shout it long and loud till I lost my voice entirely.
Unfortunately this is a dream folks so it’s back to work tomorrow but seriously if there is such a thing fellow reader, i’ll be able to see the boys again and we’ll all bitch and moan about screwed in the head clients who can’t even count to 10 unless you hold there grimy hands and beg them to hang up the fucking phone in sheer anger.
see you all at the beer and fish and chip night.