The weekend is just around the corner

Right listen up fellow readers and listen good.
The weekend is just around the corner and man am I looking forward to it.
I’m supposed to be helping my Uncle with his lapo slang for laptop this weekend not sure if i’ll get round to it though.
Teaching my Uncle to use a lapo is like teaching a little 3 year old how to dog paddle across the antarctic and back.
fuck my spelling is very very bad.
Can’t even spell a simple little thing like antarcticc.

if someone wants to comment on this and tell me how it’s spelt along with the word
apon as in the phrase the weekend is just apon us, that would be greatly appreciated.

Any netative smart arse comments like
fucker your a useless fucking speller or dick head go buy a speak and spell or cunt, why can’t you fucking spell will be deleted immediately and thrown out and there name will be put on the band list and they’ll never be able to post another comment again.
All i’m asking is the above.

Thanks for reading this and hopefully the fish and chips will rock on sunday.

Bye and for god sake please give me strength with this Uncle and laptop of mine.
I fucking need it that’s for certain.