Other dinners beat mine how unfortunate

I’ve just learnt in the last 20 minutes that my Sister and cool friend are having something better then my dinner.
Don’t get me wrong now, I like Pumpkin soup but when I heard that the other preferred party for tonight are having
Onion Sausages, crinkled cut chips oven baked mind you and taht just made me yearn for some meat.
Man oh man I want meat.
I dont’ give a shit I just need a pile of meat.
The best i’m gonna get tonight is a piece of ham from the fridge.
Now i’m fucken pissed and will drown my sorrows with a beer.
I’m needing some sausages and chips myself but it ain’t gonna happen dudes.
For fuck sake.
Why do I always miss out on good food.