Fuck the customers

customers today were really giving me a monumental case of the fucking shits.
They just wouldn’t listen to what I had to say and would do what ever they fucken liked and didn’t give a fuck about me. I have decided if I owned an isp, I would ban some customers from calling and i would implement a 3 strikes and your out policy. Fuck them. They think they can treat us however they like but they can’t.
They are gonna learn once and for all i’m the boss while ion a call and if they are speaking to me, they will click what I say to click and if I say format c: there gonna do it no questions asked. If they don’t obey, there out and will never receive a call from me again.
Also for those wining cunts who are 46 and think they no more then me, they can fuck off and solve there own fucking issues. I refuse to help anyone who goes against anything I say. What I say goes so if you don’t like it then fuck off and squeeze your nads in a vice and I hope they fucken hurt after you do this.
If your a chick and don’t have balls then stiff shit.
do those individuals who jsut think there toffs and rich fucks, jam your left ear lobe in a pencil sharpener and twist nice and hard. With a bit of luck, your left ear will drop off and I won’t have to talk to you again.
Finally for those dicks who think there perfect, I have some news for you.
Your not perfect, your far from perfect i’m perfect and your just a fuck wit who surfs the net and calls for help when it suits you.
Well i’ve had enough. NO more useless shits calling me.
I’m gonna look for a new profession and leave helpdesk for the 20 year olds who have no idea and for those who like netendo games all day.

Keep in mind, this is all pure speculation on my part and I will stay at helpdesk as long as I get money each week.
Nothing else to report today so fuck off and let me sleep for fuck sake.