Right i’ve written about this toppic previously in my supurb journal.
I’m constantly sick to death of idiotic morons who can’t or won’t follow instructions. You tell them to open control pannel so they open my computer. You tell them to click internet options then connections so they click start then programs.
How hard is it for someone to follow instructions and your guiding them through the entire process?
Obviously for 5% of our customers it’s too hard. I’m really starting to loose my patience with the same idiots who just won’t listen. Maybe if I get a scroll and write the instructions on it in lattin it may help.
I’m going to name a person who simply won’t follow instructions they screw around with there settings and on top of that they lye and tell us know know we didn’t change anything. Bull bloody shit you did. Don’t call the helpdesk lye through your wrotting moldy teeth and tell us you didn’t change a thing.
We know who’s full of shit and who isn’t and we’re not going to stand for it anymore.
If I get one more useless dick head who won’t listen, i’m hanging up after I yell very loud count to three and drop a bottle of water on my work station.
I’ll not hesitate and walk out immediately if not sooner my friends so you have been warned.
Customers of isp, look out, the helpdesk has reformed and we’re not taking no shit from anyone. I don’t give a rats arse wether your male or female the rules still apply.
Good night.
Too fucking right dude!! If people can’t follow instructions, just tell them ok, go into my computer, find your c drive and delete the folder called system 32 and then reboot the computer. That should take care of them for a while!