the worm hole Posts

Right i’ve written about this toppic previously in my supurb journal.

I’m constantly sick to death of idiotic morons who can’t or won’t follow instructions. You tell them to open control pannel so they open my computer. You tell them to click internet options then connections so they click start then programs.

How hard is it for someone to follow instructions and your guiding them through the entire process?
Obviously for 5% of our customers it’s too hard. I’m really starting to loose my patience with the same idiots who just won’t listen. Maybe if I get a scroll and write the instructions on it in lattin it may help.
I’m going to name a person who simply won’t follow instructions they screw around with there settings and on top of that they lye and tell us know know we didn’t change anything. Bull bloody shit you did. Don’t call the helpdesk lye through your wrotting moldy teeth and tell us you didn’t change a thing.
We know who’s full of shit and who isn’t and we’re not going to stand for it anymore.

If I get one more useless dick head who won’t listen, i’m hanging up after I yell very loud count to three and drop a bottle of water on my work station.

I’ll not hesitate and walk out immediately if not sooner my friends so you have been warned.

Customers of isp, look out, the helpdesk has reformed and we’re not taking no shit from anyone. I don’t give a rats arse wether your male or female the rules still apply.

Good night.

Right today’s gripe is regarding blind organizations and how they simply use blind people as free labour.

This is amazing stuff fellow readers so read on.

I had a call from an itinerant teacher wanting to come out and bring a student simply for me to tell them what future they have. What a joke fellow readers.

Firstly when I was unemployed looking for work, none of those blindness related organizations were available to help me. I even oferred to train some of those teachers using specialized technology and they never returned my calls.

I’m absolutely fedup with certain organizations who i’ll name now, the education department, royal blind society and others who don’t help the blind who are serious about looking for work.

They simply help those with vision so lets rename them to the royal vision society for the vision impaired.

What a crock.

They expect me to help for free, give up my own free time just to tell some smart arse prick he has a future? What a joke man.

I’m not wasting my precious time and my energy for free?

NO mention of payment or anything. Useless free scabby organizations who simply fill there own pockets with money and feather there own fucking nests and they don’t give a fuck about blind people in general. Afterall, isn’t that why these organizations exist?

You often wonder don’t you.

The moral of the story is, don’t take anything on face value.

see you all tonight with much happier news.

Ok today was another of those fucked up full moons again. the reason for this is cause every man and his fucken dog rang.
So many fucken idiots who wouldn’t know a monitor if it jumpt up and bit them on the arse.
One of the calls I had was some moronic individual who kept asking the same question over and over again. Fuck why can’t people open there fucken clogged up stinking ears and listen for fuck sake. I really get annoyed and agitated with cunts who don’t listen and just like tehre own voice.
The other thing that pisses me off to know end is the idiots who insist there keyboard is working and you know dam well it’s fucked but they won’t listen.
another chick rings up and says is this tech support? I felt like saying know it’s the fucken chinese take away shop what do you think. fuck some people are so dumb. If I say good afternoon helpdesk scott speaking it’s pretty fucken obvious it’s helpdesk.
Man oh man idiots who don’t wanna listen and you tell them to click start settings control pannel and they say do you want me to click internet explorer?
Of course I want you to click internet explorer that’s what I asked you to click on the first time not.
I felt like yelling shouting screaming crying yelling and causing such a loud din everyone would come running. HOw many bloody times do I have to say it, newbys on the net have no idea.
People who think modems mysteriously just work without a phone line there mad.
The worse one is people who insist we know nothing and they would rather solve there own problems.

anyone who rings me on a fullmoon again and I find out it’s a fullmoon, i’m pressing the red button. I don’t give a flying fuck if people want support, i’ll support them when i’m fucken ready. I won’t have people ringing me in a lunch brake saying we need help.
Ring someone else. Ring someone who’s only worked on helpdesk for 2 days.

all aside, we had a farewell for adrian who’s leaving us.

We’ll be very sorry to see him leave and I hope he enjoys hsi bleak sorry bright future.

good luck buddy, we’ll miss ya.

Dinner tonight was great. We had some schnitchell, spinich pie and some wedges.

also my Mum has finally joined the digital revolution. It’s great to see and we’re ordering her new pc tomorrow.

Please tune in to my phone post regarding fucken dropkicks and wancas on my helpdesk.